White coat. Heels.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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