you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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