Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If that was your dad, he is hot
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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