do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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