I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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