why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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