all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
