do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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