Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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