girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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