She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
why is half of my head shaved?
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