Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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