its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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