You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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