That's intense
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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