I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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