my sisters under your porch take her home
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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