Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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