All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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