her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He kissed a someone with a penis
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You were trust falling into bushes
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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