hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
