Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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