are you so shy because you have an std?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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