just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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