come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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