Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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