I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Damn victory sex feels great
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I love you.
Bad choice
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