I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I will be naked everywhere
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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