I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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