Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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