So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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