gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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