Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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