just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Blood and glitter go together right?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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