we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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