gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
one might say we're banned from that church
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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