Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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