Umm I'm too high to move.
You're so nebulous sometimes
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You pole danced in your parka.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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