Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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