On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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