Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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