there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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