Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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