we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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