You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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