If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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