fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
