You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
