something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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