OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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