Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The power of my boobs compel you
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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