You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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