Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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