New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You coming home soon, man?
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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